Things my son said to me this morning

  • Looking at brochure for Chase’s school pictures: “ugh! Why’d they pick that kid to model?”


“Well. He’s scary looking. His eyes are black.”

  • “Mom, can you *clears throat like he has a hairball* get me some chips for my lunch?”

“What the hell was that?”

“When my voice cracks I just do that to fix it.”

  • “If I ever decided to torture someone, know what I’d do?”

“What the hell, Matt?!”

“I’d make them get dry hands then have them read a book. That’s horrible.”

I really can’t with this kid. 

Happy Friday!

Published by: A. Elizardo

Single mother to two amazing boys, sister to an inspiration, and the daughter of two opinionated, sarcastic, fun loving individuals that are no longer physically with us. Music, writing, reading, my family - living and gone - are what keep me going as I put on my rose colored glasses and navigate us through this crazy world.

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